Intro: G  A  D

D                             Em
Won't you help me please, I'm growing old
  A7             D
A million years ago
                               Em
Won't you help me sneeze, I've caught a cold
 A7            D
Another way to go

G                D                     G
Just hold on tightly, this shows on my breed
                    D                         G 
They speak so very slow, it gets so hard to follow
A                         D
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah

Slowly in the mist of captive eyes 
To carry you from home
Hansom cab again from dawn till dusk, 
My power amphibious bride

I'll just leave you here like this, I'm sure you won't be missed
Before this night is done these words won't seem so wrong.
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah

Instrumental verse

Oh it can't be that bad Back up in Trinidad
Come down and see me soon when you get back from the moon.
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah