G   G6  C  Cmaj7
G   G6  C  Cmaj7
Am C
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[Verse 1]
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Well it's hard to believe in much
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When you're in Tampa Bay.
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And the coastline is drowning beneath all the sunshine and 
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condos and cocaine.
       Am                  C
And everyone around's just waiting round here to be dead

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Am             C
From your rich grandma on down through the crackhead.

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[Verse 2]
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Well I guess that Florida
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is the wrong kinda wasteland for me,
       Am                C
and St. Petersburg is a city of ghosts and bad dreams.

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[Chorus]
        Am               C                   
But I don't go to college or California
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         hah-hah-hah-hah-ha
       Am                C
No, I don't go to college or California.

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[Verse 3]
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Well I'm not a nihilist,
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I just can't pledge alliegance to shit.
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And that goes just the same for your Gods and your empires
           G6       C    Cmaj7 
and your scene politics.

       Am                      C                             G   G6 C Cmaj7
Now I'm not saying I'm not an asshole, just that you're one too.
            Am                    C
But there's six bilion of us so I'm not saying nothing new.

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[Verse 4]
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Straight edge never got me through
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one single night this cold.
     Am                         C
But you know how that goes, or maybe you just really don't.
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[Chorus]
        Am               C          
But I don't go to college or California
G   G6         C         Cmaj7
       hah-hah-hah-hah-ha
       Am                C              G
No, I don't go to college or California