Intro:  A   E   D   A

E                           D       A        F#m                  Bm         
I haven't thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won't think of you
E                           D         A            Bm             E
And when I call you up and you're not home, well I might not even care
D                              A
Every day gets better than the one before 
D                               F#m      E           D
Cause every day I know that I'm fine without you
E
But I don't think about it

A           E         A
This one is not about you
        D                F#m      E
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
A           E         A
This one is not about you
      D            F#m         E
Baby, you can take that to the bank
    Bm               E       A
And shove it up your big fat ass

A   E   D   A

E                 D         A       F#m                   Bm         
Every time I ride past your house I forget it's you who's living there
E              D        A               Bm              E
Anyway I never see your face cause your window's up too high
D                             A
And I saw you shopping at the grocery store
          D                    F#m     E           D
But I was far too busy with my cart to notice
E
You weren't looking at me

A           E         A
This one is not about you
        D                F#m      E
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
A           E         A
This one is not about you
      D            F#m         E
Baby, you can take that to the bank
    Bm               E       A
And shove it up your big fat ass

Solo:
A   E   D   A
A   E   D
F#m   E   D   E
F#m   D   E

E                          D        A               F#m              Bm         
I saw that movie where the guy gets dumped when the girl goes off to find herself
E                      D          A               Bm        E
But I think I may have missed the end - there was something in my eye
D                            A
But it doesn't matter how it all turns out
          D                   F#m      E              D
Because I know that guy'll be fine without you
E
You shouldn't worry cause

A           E         A
This one is not about you
        D                F#m      E
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
A           E         A
This one is not about you
      D            F#m         E
Baby, you can take that to the bank
    Bm               E       A
And shove it up your big fat ass