G7 

[Verse]
G7
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me
                              
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C7
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
               G7                
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
           D7                                  
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G    NC                                       F
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L

G7 
 
[Verse]
G7
By the second grade I was five foot two
                            
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C7
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
                   G7                         
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
      D7                             
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
G    NC                                       B
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L

[Chorus]
C7
Double X-L  double X-L
          G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L  double X-L
       G7(ring out)                                 F
I'm a lean  mean love machine that likes to be held
G                                 F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L

[Verse]
G7
Country cuties in Texas  string bikinis in Florida
                           
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California 
    C7
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
         G7
They want a real man with meat on his bones
     D7                         
I'll yank their yankees  ring their southern bells
          G   NC                         B
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L

[Chorus]
C7
Double X-L  double X-L
          G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L  double X-L
       G7(ring out)                                 F
I'm a lean  mean love machine that likes to be held
G                                 F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L

[Guitar solo] 
G7  C7  G7  D7  G7

[Chorus]
C7
Double X-L  double X-L
          G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L  double X-L
       G7(ring out)                                 F
I'm a lean  mean love machine that likes to be held
G                                 F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L

[Solo]
           D7
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
       G7 (ring out)                F    
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G    NC                          F       
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L