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Terriers are my very favourite breed
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They're cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed
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They will bring you up whenever you are down
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Terriers average 20 pounds

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When I walk around this terrier town
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The only thing that makes me down
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Is when people put bandanas on their dog

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Terriers are my very favourite breed
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Cute, cuddly easy dogs to feed
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Terriers were there in the 11th century
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Napoleon had one to prevent misery

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Terriers are good with the aged
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Studies show they prolong people’s lives
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No one wants to die
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Like this guy died
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Die, die, die die
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Die, die, die die
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Worms eating your eyes

[spoken]
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You know those mornings that you can't get out of bed
N.C.
And you'd call in sick if you had a job?
N.C.
You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn chips and masturbate?
N.C.
Sure you do
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Well when those days happen
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What you should do is start thinking about my friends
N.C.
My little furry waterproof pals
N.C.
You know who I'm talking about...

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Les terriers sont mes types favourites
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Jolies, charment, pas de problem a maintenir
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Ils donnest du joie quand tu es 'blue'
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Les terriers sont a pier pres vingt livres

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Give terriers a chance (Yeah!)
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Do the terrier dance (woof)


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No, let's not
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But if you want your love to show and you want your love to grow
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Then go terri, go terri, go terri       eeeerrrrrrrrrrsss!