C B7 Em G


[Verse 1]
C                  B7
I don't understand how you got your hands
Em                   G
All up on that new mistake
            C
Wait, which one was she again?
         B7
Could be dating all her friends
    Em                          G
You know that they all look the same
               C                B
And talk like "Take my picture, wait redo"
 Em                      G
"Might delete it, I felt kinda cute"
           C                    B7
Guess I'll never understand the thinking of a man
    Em                        N.C.
The only thing that's left to say


[Chorus]
       C                   B7
What a shame, baby, what a shame
                 Em                               G
Coulda been with me instead of what's-her-fucking-name?
       C                   B7
What a shame, baby, what a shame
              Em                          G
Had a winning hand but you threw away the game
           C                      B7
Gave you a million chances, don't get no more
      Em                G
Can't wait forever, I'm getting bored
       C                   B7   N.C.
What a shame, baby, what a shame

What a shame


[Verse 2]
    C                    B7
You pay for all her fun, T-Pain on your tongue
    Em                    G
But I can buy my own damn drink
           C                        B7
Don't need smoke in summer lungs or liquor in my blood
   Em                       G
To tell you what the fuck I think
            C                          N.C.
Guy's like "What's your problem? What? Why you mad?"
 Em                         G
"You should smile, you look better like that"
           C                    B7
Guess I'll never understand why guys want something bland
     Em                     G
Over someone who's got everything


[Chorus]
              C                   B7
'Cause what a shame, baby, what a shame
                 Em                               G
Coulda been with me instead of what's-her-fucking-name?
       C                   B7
What a shame, baby, what a shame
              Em                          G
Had a winning hand but you threw away the game
           C                      B7
Gave you a million chances, don't get no more
      Em                G
Can't wait forever, I'm getting bored
       C                   B7   N.C.
What a shame, baby, what a shame

What a shame


[Bridge]
         C                  B7
Now it's four in the morning
Em
  What am I doing here?

I need to fucking leave
C  B7
   I could say more but
N.C.
The only thing that's left to say


[Chorus]
          C                   B7
Is what a shame, baby, what a shame
                 Em                               G
Coulda been with me instead of what's-her-fucking-name?
       C                   B7
What a shame, baby, what a shame
              Em                          G
Had a winning hand but you threw away the game
           C                      B7
Gave you a million chances, don't get no more
      Em                G
Can't wait forever, I'm getting bored
       C                   B7   N.C.
What a shame, baby, what a shame