INTRO 
Cm Eb Fm Bb Gm Fm Gm 


Cm                   Eb       Ab 
I work at home in my parents' basement 
Ab 
I don't troll, I make statements
    Bb                            Fm 
I'm not a cliche sittin' in my PJ's 
Fm     Gm 
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday 
Cm                   Eb           Ab 
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me! 
Ab 
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me 
Bb                               Fm
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights 
Fm                 Gm 
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice


[PD-C HORUS] 
     Cm 
It's not for me? 
Eb 
It must be wrong 
Ab 
I could ignore it and move on 
          Bb        Gm 
But I'm a Broadband Champion 
Fm      Gm 
A URL Badman 
    Cm               Eb     Ab 
And if you're tryna call it art 
Ab 
I'll have to take it all apart 
        Bb        Gm 
I got a high-brow game plan 
Fm 
A URL Badman 


[CHORUS] 
Cm 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy 
Bb Gm
I got a high-brow game plan
 Ab 
A URL Badman
      Cm 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me 
            Bb        Gm 
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion 
   Ab
A URL Badman 


Cm         Eb      Ab 
Spectacles with no prescription 
Ab 
Short-shorts with conviction 
Bb          Gm  Fm 
Supreme palace, APC 
             Gm 
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
Cm                 Eb            Ab
I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
Ab 
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell 
Bb                   Gm            Fm 
I don't like you, I think you're worthless 
Gm 
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress 


[PD-C HORUS] 
     Cm 
It's not for me? 
Eb
It must be wrong 
Ab
I could ignore it and move on 
          Bb        Gm
But I'm a Broadband Champion 
Fm    Gm 
A URL Badman 
    Cm               Eb     Ab 
And if you're tryna call it art 
Ab 
I'll have to take it all apart 
        Bb        Gm 
I got a high-brow game plan 
Fm 
A URL Badman 


[CHORUS] 
Cm 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy 
Bb Gm
I got a high-brow game plan
 Ab 
A URL Badman
      Cm 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me 
            Bb        Gm 
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion 
   Ab
A URL Badman 


[BRIDGE] 
       Cm 
I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream 
Cm 
I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh
      Bb
I'm a space ghost perpetrator 
Fm 
But I have to violate her 
Fm 
Checked the Tyler the Creator 
Fm 
Blogospheric mimicator 
Cm
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix 
Cm
Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex 
   Bb               Fm 
I don't like girls much, they kinda silly 
Fm 
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy 


[CHORUS] 
Cm 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy 
Bb Gm
I got a high-brow game plan
 Ab 
A URL Badman
      Cm 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me 
            Bb        Gm 
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion 
   Ab
A URL Badman