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[Intro]

Am C F Am

F Am G G

[Verse 1]

Am
Hee, Hee, Ho, Ho, Ha, Ha, Ha
C
Bearing gifts like Old Saint Nick
F                          Am
Let me have a sec to pause I ask my clock not to tick
F
Fee, Fee, Fi, Fi, Fo, Fo, Fum
Am
I'm not here to smell your blood
G
If we get along no matter who you are I bet you're good


[Verse 2]

Am C                               F
By now I know you probably think I should have told you everything
    Am                                 F
And explained every thought that I was thinking
Am                   G              Am  C
Today, this morning, this evening
                     F                         Am
And if the tune gets too familiar we split our pants
F                    Am
Nuts out refusing to dance
                  G
Weddings, parties anything
Am                      C
Something new something old
                   F                        Am
Throw in something blue, throw in something cold
      F                            Am     G
Stone soup, throw something in the bowl


[Verse 3]

Am
And a one and a two and a three
     C
Like you and me can see
             F
Surely, it's meant to be
Am                      F                             Am                 G
Buzzing around like you know what it's called in that deep blue big blue sky above you
Am                     C                          F
Nothing like dozens of hard boiled golden eggs to give to all your friends
               Am
And feed them, you'll feel again
F                         Am
What's coming back to you I believe it's true
        G                                                Am      C     F
It's a, what's it called, a yin-yang aurobouros infinity symbol, woah


[Verse 4]

F         Am
We had it right in '99
F                        Am                                 G
It was not going to melt down though they told us that they thought it would
    Am                C              F                 Am
And later look at the Mayan calendar thing it makes me sick
F                              Am                  G
It's messed up to scare little kids like we're all gonna die
    Am          C    F    Am
And then it got even hairier
          F    Am             G
Stuff got scarier, there's no doubt about it
Am            C                   F
We are coming into our own I guess
           Am F                Am
Do our thing, know how to dress
              G
Finally feel me?
          Am                   C
'Cept I'm growing up out of my clothes still, I swear
    F      Am                F                  Am           G
Old man KF up in the prairie zone, drinking his silver sodas one by one


[Outro]


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