Never done nothing
Ain't never been nowhere
Ain't never seen a goddamn thing
Guitar hero, El Sincero
So convinced the phone will ring
Man of the moment
Like Little Boy Blue
He's gonna beat rock and roll
Should be apparent that a man of his talent
That everything will turn to gold

Every day takin' me for a fool
On the stage, struts his stuff
He's so cool

I bet you wish you could be
I bet you wish you could be

Moral accuser, he says everyone's a loser
That the means justify the end
Sweet mother lover, underneath the covers
With the wife of a real close friend
Ain't got a worry, he ain't got a care
'Cause failing would be too absurd
Comin' on strong with someone else's song
While Mama sits and writes the words
You know

Every day takin' me for a fool
On the stage, he's the king
Old King Cool

I bet you wish you could be
I bet you wish you could be, be, be
I bet you wish you could be
I bet you wish you could be, be, be, be, be

This man is a legend in his own mind

I bet you wish you could be
I bet you wish you could be, be, be
Bet you wish you could be
I bet you wish you could be, be, be, be, be

I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish

I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish

I bet you wish, I bet you wish
I bet you wish, I bet you wish

I bet you wish, wish
Wish, wish, wish, wish

In the stadiums of your mind
I bet you wish

Wish
Wish
Wish, wish
Wish, wish