C       Am      F                 G
 Santa  Baby, I hear you got some presents for me
C       Am   F             G
 Miley,       I've been an awfully good girl.
C       Am         F              G
 Santa  baby still hurry down the chimney tonight.
C  Am  F   G


C       Am      F             G
 Santa Baby, I don't need any fancy jewelry,
C    Am    F              G
 Not me,     I've got something else in mind.
C       Am        F                 G
 Santa  Baby, and I don't need your presents tonight.
C  Am  F   G


E
Don't want diamonds, cash or stars.
A
Nothing that comes hidden in a box.
D
No more fluff, I've had enough,
G
And I can buy my own damn stuff.


C       Am         F            G
 Santa  Baby, I've got a baller car of my own,
C     Am   F             G
 No loans,   I bought it all by myself.
C       Am        F              G
 Santa Baby, with zero help from Elf on the Shelf.
C  Am  F   G


E
Listen, Santa, to what I say.
A
A girl's best friend is an equal pay.
D
So stop interrupting me when I talk.
G
And don't text me pictures of your...

C      Am        F               G
 Santa Baby, I'd love to know my ass won't get grabbed
C     Am    F         G
 At work,     by some ignorant jerk.
C         Am         F            G
 Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight.
C     Am     F            G
             Put away the chimney tonight.
C     Am     F            G
        Just put away the chimney tonight.
C     Am     F            G
        Just put away the chimney tonight.