F                    Db
Johnny, my love, get out of the business
   Ab               Bb              Cm  F
It makes me want to rough you up so badly
Fm                Eb           Gm
Makes me want to roll you up in plastic
Ab              Bb                Eb    F
Toss you up and pump you full of lead



[Verse 2]

F7         F          Db        Ab
Johnny, my love, get out of the business
                    Bb            Cm  F
The odds are getting fatter by the minute
                   Eb               G
That I have got a bright and shiny platter
    Ab          Bb                 Cm  F
And I am gonna get your heavy head



[Chorus]
        Ab    Bb              Ab       Bb
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring
        Gm      Bb      Eb   Ab
You can rent me by the hour
             Bb            Ab      Bb
I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing
      Eb F    Ab       Eb      Ab
Entertainers bring May flowers
Eb     Ab


[Verse 3]
   Fm                  Db
So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness
Ab               Bb           Cm  F
Now all we gotta do is get a preacher
                 Bb           Eb      Gm
He can probably skip the "until death" part
       Ab               Bb              Eb
Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead

[Chorus]
        Ab   Bb                Ab     Bb
I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring
         Gm      Bb    Eb   Ab
You can rent me by the hour
           Bb              Ab      Bb
I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing
      Eb     Gm        Eb       Ab
Entertainers bring May flowers
     Eb      Ab

        Fm
May flowers

Eb      Ab

      Eb    Fm   Eb    Ab
May flowers
   Eb
To you