G Em Am           D
Dear recently distressed,
D    G          B
I am sorry to inform you,
       Em                Cm
that I lost your kid's address.
    G      G/F#      Em     D
You see my wings are on the fritz,
  Am Am7     C      Cm      G
I can't even get up off the ground.
G   G/F#   Em    D        Am Am7
I'm really sorry for this mess,
          C        Cm       G
'cause it all came crashing down.

G D x4

[Chorus]
G       G7
Can I remember,
    C                  Cm     Cm/Eb G
someone please tell me how to do my job,
G          G7
or I'm out of work.
C                 Cm        Cm/Eb
Speaking frankly, you'll be out of

[Verse 2]
N.C.              D
Dear recently distressed,
D    G          B
I am sorry to inform you,
       Em               Cm
that I caused so much unrest.
    G      G/F#      Em     D
You see my wings are on the fritz,
  Am Am7     C      Cm      G
I can't even get up off the ground,
    G/F#   Em    D        Am Am7
I'm really sorry for this mess,
          C        Cm       G
'cause it all came crashing down

G D x4

[Chorus]
G       G7
Can I remember,
    C                  Cm     Cm/Eb G
someone please tell me how to do my job,
G         G7
or im out of work
C                 Cm        Cm/Eb
speaking frankly, you'll be out of
G G/F# Em D
luck...
C Cm G G/F# Em D
yeah...
C Cm
yeah...

[Outro]
G G/F#  Am           D
Dear... recently distressed.
D    G           B
I am sorry, to inform you,
      Em         Cm
(to inform you), yeah
     G           B
I am sorry, to inform you,
      Em         Cm
(to inform you), yeah
     G           B
I am sorry, to inform you,
      Em                 C        Cm       G
(to inform you), that it all came crashing down