G, Em
G, Em

G          Em
I left the beans on 
G         Em
I put my jeans on 
G                     Em                Am
And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times 
G             Em
I said to the man
G                  Em
I need to place an add
G                Em              Am
How much will it be for these four lines 
C                 Am                         D
Cause my husband's pissed me off for the last time 

C           G
Trailer for rent,
C           G
no down payment 
C               G                           Em           Am
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit 
C                     D (once)
Call if your interested, trailer for rent  

G              Em
It's been ten years, 
G            Em
ten thousand beers 
G                     Em                 Am
And he's still sittin right there on the couch 
G             Em
I played the misses
G               Em
and I done the dishes 
G              Em               Am
Bout time somebody got the hell out 
C                    Am             D
My phone ought to be ringing right about now 

                C            G
Cause there's a trailer for rent,
C          G
no down payment 
C               G                           Em           Am
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit 
C                   D (once)
Call if your interested, trailer for rent 

          C           G 
There's a trailer for rent(trailer for rent),
C            G
no down payment(no down payment)
C               G                           Em           Am     
Comes with some holes and dents where I got tired of his shit 
           C             D (once)
You better call if your interested, trailer for rent