G
I'm a master of Matchbox guitar sessions
 G
You're a master of passive-aggressive magic tricks
       G                     Bm                              G                       C
Like, that's not a card that I would've picked but it's your life to live like how you'd like to live
             G
You're the type of cool that likes to talk a lot
          G
I'm the type of fool to listen
             G                 Bm                        G
They say a wise man lends his ears but not his thoughts often
                     N.C.
The same is true of undercover cops

[Verse 2]
          G                       Em
And the undercover bubbler got me doubly high as heaven
       G                            C
We're still under the radar, seven billion on the planet
         G
Wading straight to the moon
      Em
Salutations to Apollo
          G                      C
While the Mission To Mars is surely soon to follow
         G                 Em
And you bit my lip when I kissed you
           G                             C
I bit my tongue not to tell you that I miss you
                Em                               D
We shared my blood for an instant and I would trade some more to have it back
 G                   C                   C
Yeah I would trade all of this for that

[Verse 3]
             G                Em                     G                           C
I'm in the back of a fifteen passenger van doing an expose on feelings I don't fully understand
           G                Em
Started a Matchbox guitar slow jam
     G                          C
With hope just as large as the room in my car
    G                         Em                         G                          C
My career went as far as the can that I kicked down the road for awhile until I'm just settled in
  G                           Em
Hold it for change from charitable donors like
  G                    C
Excuse me sir, miss could you spare a moment to...

[Verse 4]
  G
SUPPORT LOCAL SUPPORT LOCAL
   Em
I know I should've been more vocal
  G
Sure, I could've been more social
            C
I've been hanging out it's a short rope though
       G                                    Em
It's been awhile I should've wrote but I'm going postal
      Em
I'm GOING POSTAL
      D
I've been coasting
                   C                     G
I've been coping okay for the most part

 [Chorus]
G                  Em
Everybody I know wants to be a star
 G                        C
Just above the atmosphere flying high
  G                      Em
Just above the average fear to try
    D                            C              G
Keeping me grounded, holding me down for miles
  G                Em
Everybody I know wants the gleam
   G                             C
In designer tops and ten dollar magazines
 G                    Em             D
Infatuated with the beams, you go crazy when I speak
      C
Aggravated when I say what I mean
           C
I mean, I mean

[Verse 5]
 N.C.
You see, is that
        G
I'm a master of Matchbox guitar sessions
           G
You're a master of passive aggressive magic tricks
        G                       Bm                         G                       N.C.
Like: that's not the card that I would've picked but it's your life to live like you'd like to live
           G                    Em
You're the master of Matlock lock picking lessons
          G                             C
I'm the asshole who keeps laughing at our predicaments
        G                     Em
Like this ain't the life that I should've picked
                D                      C
But it's the cards we're dealt we play with
      G
Shit