A        F#m      D    A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
A        F#m      D    A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,


A
I tried to be nice
F#m
I tried to live my life
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to forgive
F#m
I tried to live and let live
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole


    D         A              F#m            E
And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    D               A                      E
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    D              A         F#m          E
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
  D        A               E  
A sneaky attack waiting to happen


A
I tried not to mind
F#m
I tried to be so kind
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to let love rule
F#m
But I feel like such a fool
      D        A          E
Cause everyone else is an asshole


            D              A
And they're out there even now
          F#m            E
Trying to mess me up somehow
    D                  A
But they won't stop me now
                  E
Cause they're all assholes
            D                A
And they're planning while I sleep
    F#m        E
And even as we speak
   D                A
To strike when I am weak
                  E
Cause they're all assholes

B 
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B 
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole

A
It's time to defend
F#m
I know I have no friends
D        A          E   
Everyone else is an asshole
A
I've got to get them first
F#m
Cause worst has come to worst
D        A          E
Everyone else is an asshole

         D                A
But they put the blame on me
   F#m            E
Pretending not to see
       D               A       
That I just want to be free
           E
From these assholes
      D                   A
But I couldn't take their shit
     F#m                E
So I tried to deal with it
    D            A
And now I look a bit
        E
Like an asshole!

A
I tried to be nice
F#m
I tried to live my life
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried to overlook
F#m
And I tried to close the book
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
I tried not to talk shit
F#m
But I just couldn't help it
D        A          E
Everyone else is an asshole
A
They called it assault
F#m
But it really wasn't my fault
D        A          E
Everyone else is an asshole


B 
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E          B         F#
Everyone else is an asshole
B 
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E          B         F#
Everyone else is an asshole


                   B       G#m        E     B        F#  
You're an asshole too!

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#  
You're an asshole too!

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you

                   B       G#m        E     B        F# 
I'm talking bout you

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#  
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#    
You're an asshole too

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#
You're an asshole too

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#    
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   B       G#m        E     B        F#    
You're an asshole too