C             F            G     C
A lady that I know just came from Columbia,
  F                  C
she smiled because I did not understand.
                F
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
  G7                     C
She said it was the best in all the land.

And I said,

Refrão:
C
No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.

C           F             G       C
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain.
  F                  C
She smiled because I did not understand.
                  F
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
  G7                    C
she said it was the finest in the land.

And I said...

Refrão:
C
No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.

C            F           G     C
A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh.
 F                  C
He smiled because I did not understand.
                   F
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
 G7                      C
he said it was the best in all the land.

And I said..

C
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.

Well, I said...

Refrão:
C
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more.
                    G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
                        C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.