G
I thought i'd grow out my hair 
              Cmaj7
to see if you noticed, 
        G
and I'd start dressing nice 
            Cmaj7
to make you believe that I'm alright. 
       G
I'd start playing sports 
                   Cmaj7
to be more like my brother 
       G                              Cmaj7
and my dad might be proud for once in his life. 


[Chorus] 
              Em              G/F#
Or maybe I'll drink myself to sleep 
                        G
because that's what I'm used to, 
    Em          G/F#
and when I wake up
          G
I'll feel brand new. 


[Verse]
                      G
I'll start tanning my skin 
                   Cmaj7
to be more like my mother, 
        G
because I am a ghost in size small clothes 
      Cmaj7
and I guess I could use some color. 
           G
Maybe I'll smile, 
                 Cmaj7
to be like my ex-girlfriends. 
        G
Because they can feel love, 
               Cmaj7
but I can feel anything. 


[Bridge]
     G
So I thought I'd write you this song 
                 Cmaj7
so you could get noticed. 
          G
You could sing it along with your friends, 
       Cmaj7
in the back of their Mercedes-Benz 


[Chorus]
    Em        G/F#        G
and me and my Volvo will be fine, 
    Em                  G/F#                     G
and maybe i'll close my eyes to feel more like myself.
    Em                  G/F#                     G
and maybe i'll close my eyes to feel more like myself.
    Em                  G/F#                     G
and maybe i'll close my eyes to feel more like myself.