I'm gonna' Jack it where the Sun always shines
(He's gonna Jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(Jackin' it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-Jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack

I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off
(He's about to Jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(Jack it, Jack it, ho!)
Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

Jack it, Jack it, jackety-Jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-Jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack

Jacking for the lord!

Whistling

Come to San Diego
There's so much to see
From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay
To the warm tortillas of Old Town
And after a day of sightseeing
Why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
San Diego, come, take a load off

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-Jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack

The cars are passing me by
They honk and say hello
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window there's a guy shootin' video
(Video of them jackin' it)
And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-Jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
(He's about to Jack it)
Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it
Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack
San Diego
Ooh