C
Well hello there,
                    E
did you have a nice day?
                  Am
I can tell by the look on your face,
                F
you've got some things on your plate
           C
I am your robot, (Beep-bop, beep)
                   E
May I please take your bags? (Bobbidy-beep)
               Am
Feel free to deposit your worries
         F
into the metaphorical trash
     C                                  E
That passive aggression, will do you no good
          Am                             F
Try the direct approach, then a solution we might broach
             C                               E
Once we move past it, we gotta think about tomorrow,
          Am                               F                Fm
I'll take care of the chores, the critical thinking is yo---ours

[Chorus]
             C                 E
You must remember, you're only human,
           Fmaj7              Fm
and you've come so far, don't give up now
               C                           E
You gotta keep going, keep your wits about you,
       Fmaj7              Fm
face adversity, remain complex and incomplete

[Verse]
              C
Hold it right there (stop)
                   E
Give me that can of beans (hand it over)
       Am                          F
I will open it for you, you've got better things to do
        C
Do not worry (let it go)
                 E
about little ol' me, (ain’t no thing)
      Am                         F
I was built for this, my purpose is your ease
                 C                      E
If you're having difficulties, going to sleep,
       Am                        F
let me sing you a song, help you drift along

[Bridge 1]
  C                         E
Close your eyes, relax your limbs,
          Am   G                 F       Fm
open your mind, let the dreams begi--i-i-i----n

[Solo]
E   .   .   .   F   .   .   .   (x4)
Am  .   G   .   F   .   Fm  .

[Chorus]
        C                             E
Just remember, to stand before you can fly
       Fmaj7                     Fm
You're human only once, so give it a good try
             C            E
Follow your nose, or just follow your heart,
       Fmaj7                          Fm
Oh the choice is up to you, nobody else but you

[Bridge 2]
                E                 Am
While you were asleep I was contemplating
      F                          C
Maybe I'm only human with rusted metal plating
               E                       Am
and you're the robot, under constant repair
    F                              Fm
But that's just silly, why would a robot have hair

[Verse]
                C
I can make life simple, (with ones and zeroes)
                  E
you can make mine obsolete (but please don’t)
     Am                          F
Your memories they stick, mine I can’t delete
                  C                    E
We can both fake a smile, we can be confused at times
       Am                           F            Fm
We can both write poetry, and match simple rhy---ymes

[Chorus]
            C                  E
You must remember, you're only human
             Fmaj7               Fm
You've got a ways to go, so put on a good show
        C                E
Keep it murky, or make it crystal clear,
        Fmaj7                         Fm                C
Oh, the choice is up to you, no one but beautiful you---u