Superb song from one of the best British bands ever.
Took a while but it sounds great (if i say so myself)

INTRO
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E                     E7
She's got ice hockey hair
           C#m                  C
It's instomatic and it has such flair
              E                        E7
And when the puck hits the back of the cage
              C#m                C
She feels the tingle of a quiet rage

G
She thinks it's tasty
Me think it's hasty
A
Take me to a chorus line

B                        E
Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Eb                                   E
Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes
           B                      E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue
Eb                              E
I get the impression that we're over due

C#
(I'm on the route of madness)
         E                   E7
And it's coming straight for you

REPEAT INTRO

E            E7
Table tennis rules
            C#m                         C
They're so confusing it's not played by fools
             E                 E7
And with my tank filled to the brim
           C#m           C
You may suggest to me anything

G
Phone me, page me, fax me till I'm silly
A
Answer me today

B                        E
Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Eb                                   E
Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes
           B                      E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue
Eb                              E
I get the impression that we're over due

          C#
You're my autotoilet  (?....tenuous, but i think that's what he says!)
             E                 E7
Oh won't you tell me something new

SLOW BIT

G#m             C#m
      Maybe you think I'm shady
G#m                    C#m
      But I sing your language baby


B                       E                   F#  F    E
Ba da ba baaa  ba ba da baaa baaaa baa baaa baaaaaaa

SOLO
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                          PLAY SOLO TWICE

           B                     E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue?
Eb                              E
I get the impression that we're over due
           B                     E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue?
Eb                              E
I get the impression that we're over due
           B
What did I do to you?

DRUM ROLL

B                     E                   Eb
Now that you're here tell me you're a non believer
   E
Oh whoa ho
(Repeat until fade)


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