E
If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

    A
I'm eating fancy chow

And drinking fancy wine
               A7
I'd like those stumblebums
   G#7       C#m7
To see for a fact
F#m7                    B7
The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums

I attract
           E7
All I can say is "Wow,"'

Hey, look at where I am
A7
Tonight I landed, pow!
           G#7
Right in a pot of jam
       C#7
What a setup! Holy cow!
F#
They'd never believe it
      B7                   E
If my friends could see me now
       F# B E B
(dance break)

If they could see me now

My little dusty group
A
Traipsing around this
               Am7
Million-dollar chicken coop
               D#7
I'd hear those thrift-shop cats
     G#
Say "Brother, get her!
          F#
Laid on a bedspread made from
B
Three kinds of fur!"
              E
All I can say is "Wow"
              E7
Wait till the riff and raff
         A7
See just exactly how

He'd sign his autograph
G#7    D7        C#7
What a build-up! Holy cow!
F#7
They'd never believe it
      B7                   E7
If my friends could see me now