Coming from a show at the edge of the earth
Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth
Waiting for our homebound airplane
We had a few more tiny beers

Boarding our plane home I would shock the bourgeois
I friendly raised my fist, cheering yelled: Pa! - pa!
Falling back into my flight seat
A distant voice is talking to me

The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone

First I thought: the lady wants a baby from me!
Our manager got nervous, he looks like E.T
Instead of falling into deep sleep
She threw me off the plane

A costly cab, expensive room, an overpriced flight
I reached my destination with delay of one night
Cuddling deep into my sofá
Again I hear the distant voices

The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone

The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone
Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone