E                                                              A
I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
E                                                       A
'Cause he's infatuated, and he's the fulcrum between us two
B                             A                                           E
And I can't say I'd blame him 'cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo do)

E
She works in a dental practice, nine-til-five how does she manage?
A                                         E
Considering her nights don't pass out til three
B                  A                                        E
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)

    A                          B                                 A
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
A                                                              E
There's no jealousy, 'cause she's little miss pipedream fantasy
                 A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)

E         A           B                  C#m                   A
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reid on an Irish stag do
A                B                     C#m                               A
And I'll wait if you stay 'cause foggy London town's not built for me or you
A                                           E   
Don't leave miss pipedream 'cause I love you
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
                 A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)

    A                          B                 C#m             A
And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
           A                       B                 C#m             A
There's no jealousy, though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
A                                E       
She's my little pipedream fantasy
E
(Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do)
                 A
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 A 
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)
                 E
(Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)