Am           C               G              C  Am
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
Am            C                      G                   C     Am
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
Am             C                   G                   C         Am
She said, "Imma go to the store and when I come home it better be done."
Am          C                 G               C      Am
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."

F               C              G                F        C
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
Am       C            G         C      Am
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
F         C                  G               F         C
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
Am       C                   G             C Am
it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.

Chorus

F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   F[3]             F[5]        F[5]   F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   F[3]             F[5]        F[5]   F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   F[5]             F[7]        F[7]   F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   F[5]             F[7]        F[7]   F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor

Am                      C                G                C    Am
Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries.
Am         C                 G                  C Am
Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD.

F           C            G                F     C
She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablaze.
Am           C                      G               C          Am
But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze.
F           C              G              F    C
I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done.
Am           C                G               C  Am
But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison.

F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   F[3]             F[5]        F[5]   F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   F[3]             F[5]        F[5]   F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   F[5]             F[7]        F[7]   F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   F[5]             F[7]        F[7]   F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor

Am           C                       G              C     Am
So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly.
Am      C           G              C    Am
The only explanation is that it was destiny.
F        C                 G              F       C
Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't exist.
Am           C               G                C     Am
I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist.


F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   F[3]             F[5]        F[5]   F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F[5]      F[5]        F[3]   F[3]             F[5]        F[5]   F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   F[5]             F[7]        F[7]   F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F[7]      F[7]        F[5]   F[5]             F[7]        F[7]   F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor

F[5]                  F[3]   E          F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw.