Hey it’s nice to meet you
Is what he said to me
Baby let me treat ya
To a shot or three
I think you’re hot but I was
Just about to leave
Join me if you wanna
I live right down the street

I was gonna go home
Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned
From the bar
Into the back
Of a cab
Up the stairs
To my bedroom

It’s a sad sorry afterparty
Tears be tasting like Bacardi
Don’t scream, you’ll wake up Molly
She’s got work tomorrow morning
Sad sorry afterparty
Just my feelings getting sloppy
Don’t scream, you’ll wake up Molly
Sad sorry afterparty

Here’s the part where we yell
Off the balcony
Make out in the shower
Till we can barely breath
He said let’s go to Malibu
I just wanna cry into the swimming pool
Hey it’s nice to meet you
Is what he said to me

It’s a sad sorry afterparty
Tears be tasting like Bacardi
Don’t scream, you’ll wake up Molly
She’s got work tomorrow morning
Sad sorry afterparty
Sun came up and I’m still sloppy
Put some whiskey in my coffee
Sad sorry afterparty