Em
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la


[Verse 1]
Em
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like

I can always see ‘em coming, from the left and from the right
        Am
I don’t want to be a priss, I just try to be polite
       B
But it always seems to bite me in the-

Em
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot

You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not
        Am
You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth
    F#7             B7
And that is when it started going south

Oh!


[Chorus]
Em                      G                                 C
  Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I’ll punch you in the lips
                         B
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                      G                             C
No you can’t buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
                        B
I think you could use a mint
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                     La, La, La…
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                     La, La, La…

[Verse 2]
  Em
I guess you still don’t get it, so let’s take it from the top

You asked me what my sign was, and I told you it was STOP
    Am
And if I only had a dime for every name that you just dropped
F#7               B7
You’d be here and I’d be on a yacht

Oh!


[Chorus]
Em                      G                                 C
  Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I’ll punch you in the lips
                         B
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                      G                             C
No you can’t buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
                        B
I think you could use a mint
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                     La, La, La…
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                     La, La, La…


[Bridge]
C                             Em
  What about “no” don’t you get
                           C               Em
So go and tell your friends I’m not really interested
Am                                  Em
  It’s about time that you’re leavin’ I’m gonna count to three and
Am                 B
  Open my eyes and you’ll be gone


[Chorus 2]
Em
One. Get your hands off my—
G
Two. Or I’ll punch you in the—
C                               B  N.C.
Three. Stop your staring at my— Hey!
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                      G
I am not your missing link
                       C
Let me tell you what I think
                        B
I think you could use a mint
                    Em   G
Take a hint, take a hint
                    C    B
Take a hint, take a hint

Woah!


[Chorus]
Em                      G                                 C
  Get your hands off my hips, ‘fore I’ll punch you in the lips
                         B
Stop your staring at my— Hey!
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                     La, La, La…
                    Em
Take a hint, take a hint
                     La, La, La…