D           C        G
When you've had your fun
D        C        G Em      C   Am        D
And your work is done, you must not -- succumb
D      C         G
I can feel you breathe
D            C      G Em           C    Am        D
E|t's| like a mango weedge inside, please -- don't hide

[Chorus]
G               C                 G                  C
So mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                   C      D
If you please on a kaiser bun
G            C                 G                 C
Mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                    C     D
If you please on a kaiser bun

[Verse 2]
D          C       G
When the guava's drained
D      C       G    Em              C    Am        D
Eddie Dingle still remains, but we must further ourselves on
D     C        G
So dynamic is life
D        C          G        Em           C        Am   D
Staring into the sights not right, but wrong in a good way

[Chorus]
G               C                 G                  C
So mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                   C      D
If you please on a kaiser bun
G            C                 G                 C
Mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                    C     D
If you please on a kaiser bun

[Verse 3]
D           C        G
When you've had your fun
D        C        G Em      C   Am        D
And your work is done, you must not -- succumb
D      C         G
I can feel you breathe
D            C      G Em           C    Am        D
E|t's| like a mango weedge inside, please -- don't hide

[Chorus]
G               C                 G                  C
So mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                   C      D
If you please on a kaiser bun
G            C                 G                 C
Mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                    C     D
If you please on a kaiser bun

G               C                 G                  C
So mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                   C      D
If you please on a kaiser bun
G            C                 G                 C
Mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                    C     D
If you please on a kaiser bun

G               C                 G                  C
So mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                   C      D
If you please on a kaiser bun
G            C                 G                 C
Mom if you please pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
G                    C     D
If you please on a kaiser bun
D   B   G
Kaiser bun