INTRO:
G Bm G Bm C Cm

            G
I miss your breath. 
Bm          G
Labored and wheezing. 
C                     Cm
Choked up with phlegm 

G                             B
I miss the times we stayed in bed all day 
     Em
You swore over the phone to your boss 
C
You'd never felt this way. 

G
You called me the cold 
Bm
But you're the one who froze out me. 
Em
And trapped me in a HAZMAT vial in the 
            C
Basement of the CDC. 

G
How can I let you go? 
Bm
After all that we've been through? 
Em
They tell me now that I've been cured 
C                         Cm
But not from loving you. 

              G
You called me common. 
Bm           G
Flu like or the croup. 
Bm           C
You tried to drown me 
Cm
With chicken soup 

           G
You passed me around 
Bm             G
Like a 10 cent whore 
Bm        C
But every 4-6 months 
        Cm
I came back for more. 

            G
Ebola got a movie 
Bm
HIV got quilts and songs 
Em
The black plague got a tapestry 
C
But I don't even see a handkerchief for me. 

G         Bm
Oh Irony. 
     Em                 C
I'm cured. But not from loving you. 

(bridge) 
                     Em
I started to realize you didn't need me 
    C                            G
The moment you forgot whether to starve or feed me 
C             G       C            G
It's easy for you to call me your ex
D 
But now how do you explain all those wads 
Of kleenex. 

G                      Bm
You couldn't fight me, sent a man to the moon instead 
Em                                       C
Now all I do is wonder who's keeping you up tonight in your bed. 

G          Bm
I'm cured, I'm cured.
    Em                   C
But not from loving you. 
G
I'm cured.
Bm    Em
But not from loving you. 
C
Achoo.