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Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, from smoking too many cigarettes.
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But I must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest 
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motherfucker I ever met. Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool, and smoking 
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makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and
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you'll be the most popular kid in school. The coolest kid in school.

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Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, but I haven't gotten anywhere
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And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, but I'm still just broke as
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when I started. But thats OK because smoking makes you cool, and smoking
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makes you rule. So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke and
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you'll be the most popular kid in school- but only if you smoke Parliament.