[Intro]

         C       C
E|---X---0---X---0---|
B|---X---1---X---3p1-|
G|---X---0---X---0---|(4x)
D|---X---2---X---2---|  
A|---X---3---X---3---|
E|---X-------X-------|

         F       F       G       G
E|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|
B|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|
G|---X---2---X---2---X---4---X---4---|
D|---X---3---X---3---X---5---X---5---|
A|---X---3---X---3---X---5---X---5---|
E|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---|

C
I like telling dirty jokes
C
And I like smoking crystal meth
    F       G         C
But darling I love you

C
And I like laughing at retards
C 
And I like throwing rocks at dogs
    F       G         C 
But darling I love you

[Refrão]

F                   E
I love you like the moon and stars
     C               F
When little kids get hit by cars
F        G        C
Girl you know its true
F        G         C
Darling, I love you

C
I've been tryin' to move on
C
Since you left, since you've been gone
    F      G         C
But its so hard on me

C
Talked to a girl in first hour
C
Bought her a cd, bought her a flower
    F       G      C
But she's a stupid cunt

[Refrão]

    F            E 
But I'll take anything
    C            F
And I'll take anyone
     F             E
I'll take an angry lesbian 
C             F
With a loaded gun
     F                 E
I'll take a whore with syphilis
    C         F
And gonorrhea too
    F        G      C
But darling, I love you