Em               C
I took you to a five star dinner
G                        D
I bought you the most expensive wine
Em                   C
I even paid off the maitre d'
   G                    D
To usher us up to the front of the line
Em                          C
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
   G                       D
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Em                          C
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
G                     D                         C D
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim

[Pre-Chorus]
                            G
You say you're taking your time
                     C    D
Maybe you don't even care
                        Em                C      G             
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare  easy to scare

[Chorus]
 G                         D
Why? God even knows how I try
         C
I can't fascinate you there
G                        D
Something that I've realized
              C
Nothing will ever do for you
Em          C
But I will solve this mystery
G                             D
But you've gotta give me the first clue

[Verse]
Em               C
You said you always wanted a humble man
G                        D
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
Em                          C
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
  G                    D
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan

[Pre-Chorus]
                     G
When you treat me unkind
                     C    D
I wanna leave you far behind
                        Em                C      G             
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine

And I'm back in the role again

[Chorus]
 G                         D
Why? God even knows how I try
         C
I can't fascinate you there
G                        D
Something that I've realized
              C
Nothing will ever do for you
Em          C
But I will solve this mystery
G                             D
But you've gotta give me the first clue


I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to you

[Bridge]
Em           C           G          D
I took the challenge and I must confess
Em           C           G          D
I never met someone so hard to impress
Em           C           G          D
But all you need is someone to love you
Em           C           G          D
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest?

[Chorus]
 G                         D
Why? God even knows how I try
         C
I can't fascinate you there
G                        D
Something that I've realized
              C
Nothing will ever do for you
Em          C
But I will solve this mystery
G                             D
But you've gotta give me the first clue