A

A
Michael J. Fox was a household name
    D
In 1985
A
 And what about young Mallory
                      D      A 
And all of the Family Ties?
 A
I hear they all robbed liquor stores
 A                        D
And are in jail now for life

A 
Kirk Cameron had Growing Pains
                 D
Sex symbol of the year
A                    
Problem solved so squeaky clean
                D   A
In half an hour clear
A 
I hear he's been washing dishes
                        D 
For the last couple of years
 
A
Laughter tracks and '80s stars
A 
Predictable jokes
A
 I don't have to tell you what happened
        D                     A
To the kids from Diff'rent Strokes
A 
Punky Brewster's 15 minutes
                               D 
Lasted for years before it got old
 A
You're never quite so cute
               D 
And I should know
                         A
Once puberty takes it's toll
 A
And no one knows their whereabouts
 A
What they do or what they did
 A
Chew 'em up and spit 'em out
       D              A 
Like all of the Cosby kids
 
It's the toughest game and the hardest time
 It's the longest walk on the thinnest line
 Its sad and true that they love then kill
 Where do they go when they die?
D                               A
 To the big '80s sitcom in the sky
A
 Michael J Fox was a household name
    D 
In 1985