Intro: G A G A G A G A

G          
A little bit of rain wouldn't make the news
      F#m                D
You'd mix champagne with mountain dew
      Em
You'd keep the name that was given to you
    Bm    C
And if we played a game somebody's gonna lose
G
Indian food would be cornbread and butter
      F#m                        D
You'd get your ass kicked if you talked about my mother 
      Em
You'd open up a trunk door taking out your lover
    Bm    C                      G
She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother
A                   Bm    C
C'mon Y'all, We all gotta lighten up

Chorus:

G                         D           G
Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
     C                          D
Your ass would get a job if you ran out money
    Em               D
The only stars you'd wanna see
         Em             A
Would be somewhere over Tennessee
G                       D            G
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
   C                             D
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army
    Em                         D                 G
The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky
   A                   G
If Hollywood was in Kentucky
         A
Na na na na na na
G        A
Na na na na na na

Verse 2:

G
A malibu would just be a car
    F#m                       Bm         
The real barbed wire wouldn't be on your arm
       Em
They'd serve sweet tea in mason jars
     C
Down on Santa Monica Boulevard
G
Every front porch would have moonshine and picking
F#m
Kfc would still be Kentucky Fried Chicken
  Em                                      Bm
A trailer on the lake would be waterfront living
    C                    G
The Kardashians wouldn't be allowed in it
     A                         Bm      C
Come on ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up

Chorus

G                         D           G
Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
     C                          D
Your ass would get a job if you ran out money
    Em               D
The only stars you'd wanna see
         C              A
Would be somewhere over Tennessee
G                       D            G
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
   C                             D
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army
    Em                         D                 G
The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky
   A                   G
If Hollywood was in Kentucky
         F  C  G
Na na na na na na
         F  C  G
Na na na na na na

         F  C  G
         F  C    
     A               Bm                C  
Come on ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up
     A                         Bm        C
Come on ya'll, we've all gotta light one up

Chorus x1 (reggae style srumming)

         A
Na na na na na na 
G        A
Na na na na na na 
G        A
Na na na na na na 
G        A     G
Na na na na na na