A7    D7    A7    E7
A7    D7    A7 E7 A7

[Refrain]
A7
I ain't got no dental floss
D7
  Never seen an albatross
A7
  Never been to Waikiki
E7
  Been as poor as poor can be
A7
Get my clothes at Goodwill stores
D7
Never do have to lock my doors
A7
I ain't got no doors to lock
    E7                  A7
But that's alright with me (bohm bohn bo bohnnn)

[Verse]
      A7
Can't pay my dues in one lump sum
D7
Tweedle de-de, tweedle de-dum
      A7                                E7
Cause you don't think I seen enough bad times to qualify
A7
I don't get no 'lectric bills
D7
Think too much but thinkin' fills
    A7
The long lonely, lonely nights
E7                   A7
Never seems no love around (do do dah bohn bo bohnnn)

[Instrumental]
A7    D7    A7    E7
A7    D7    A7 E7 A7

[Verse]
    A7
The seasons come the seasons go
    D7
The cards they fall the dice they roll
A7                               E7
Wish somebody'd come and roll my    stone away
A7
Turn around and now is then
  D7
I wonder why I wonder when
A7                      E7                      A7
Guess I shouldn't worry guess I shouldn't worry so (ba dohn er rohn er bohnnn)

[Verse]
A7
I ain't got no bankin' plan
D7
Wake up with a shaking hand
A7                             E7
  Wish I could I know I can go on
    A7
The games you play don't bother me
  D7
I only know what I can see
    A7             E7
And I can see that I'll be gone a long time (bahn bahm)

[Refrain]
A7
I ain't got no dental floss
D7
Never ever seen an albatross
A7
  Never been to Waikiki
E7
  Been as poor as poor can be
A7
Get my clothes at Goodwill stores
D7
Never do have to lock my doors
A7
I ain't got no doors to lock
    E7                  A7
But that's alright with me (bah dohn er rohn er bohn bohn bohnn)