Gmaj7
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                           
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                            
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                            
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                           
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                            
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
                            
                            
[Verse 1]
Gmaj7                            
A New York nine's an everywhere else six
F#m                            
Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
Bm                            
I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend
         F#m                  
He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on the West End
       Em                   
He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids
F#m                            
Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig
Bm                          
Most hoes poke holes in Trojans
     F#m                       
Most people don't fuck and hit the
lotto but my folks did
Gmaj7                            
I'm a mess
F#m                     
That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true
Bm                           
Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you
F#m                            
When I'm depressed you're someone I run to
Em                            
But, I guess meet me at Pianos
F#m                            
They cross-fadin' off of Nanos
Bm                            
Ugh, on that hipster shit
F#m                            
And you's a hipster, bitch
Gmaj7                            
Yo, but not in the lame way
F#m                            
Like, you ain't livin' out in BK
Bm                            
Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay
F#m                            
Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ
Em                            
Like, she listenin' to old Freeway
F#m                            
Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different
Bm                            
Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands?
F#m                            
Fuck you
                            
Can I have this dance?
                            
                            
[Chorus]
Gmaj7                            
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                            
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                            
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                            
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                            
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                            
But I kinda hope they catch us
Gmaj7                           
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                            
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                            
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                            
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                            
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                             
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
                            
                            
[Verse 2]
Gmaj7                            
We can pretend if you want to, like
F#m                            
We in love and started dating at your art school
Bm                            
'Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time
F#m                             
Except for when I’m home workin' on your graphic design
Em                            
Every time we see each other, I'm taking you home
F#m                            
Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone
Bm                            
Yellow-911-Persian girl-in-the-back car
F#m                            
But me writin' a verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar
Gmaj7                            
White boys used to trip and send me over a gin
F#m                             
But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend
Bm                            
She got ironic tattoos on her back
F#m                             
That ain't ironic bitch, I love Rugrats
Em                            
Watching lames handle they fame, they bang any broad with bangs
F#m                             
In a band with an animal name
Bm                            
Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson
F#m                             
Analling anyone is the plan for the evening
                            
I'm kidding, stop
Gmaj7                   F#m          
Girl cryin' on Ludlow, she still look good though
Bm                            
Love is Eastside, who are you to hate?
F#m                             
Movie ass; not a 10, but a super 8
Em                            
You ain't see me at the show? I was super great
F#m                             
Hotel penthouse, gon' and let it ruminate
Bm                            
City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on
F#m                            
Did everything I could, then I kept going
                            
                            
[Chorus]
Gmaj7                            
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                             
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                             
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                             
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                            
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                             
But I kinda hope they catch us
Gmaj7                            
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                            
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                             
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                             
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                            
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                             
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
                            
                            
[Bridge]
Gmaj7        F#m                      
Ooh, girl, I wanna know
          Bm                      F#m
Are you ready to cry? 'Cause I'm no good, no good
Em           F#m                
Ooh, girl, I wanna try
          Bm                 F#m 
I'm an awful guy and I'm always away              
Gmaj7               F#m
And I'm tryin' to say I'm a piece of shit
   Bm                 F#m         
Believe in this, I'm tellin' you
            Em               F#m  
'Cause we barely knew what we had
         Bm            F#m       
I'm not that bad, the fun we had
                            
Ooh
                            
[Chorus]
Gmaj7                            
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                             
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                             
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                             
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                            
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                             
But I kinda hope they catch us
Gmaj7                            
Baby, you're the baddest
F#m                            
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Bm                            
Nobody else matters
F#m                             
Nobody else matters girl, and uh
Em                            
We're kissing in the bathroom
F#m                             
We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh
Bm                            
I hope nobody catch us
F#m                             
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway