Zimmer frames can kill you
Zimmer frames can kill you
They'll get you in the end
Oh, you can never trust them
You'll never be their friend

Zimmer frames can kill you
They'll get you in the end
You can never trust them
They'll never be your friend

Oh, Zimmer frames can kill you
They'll get you in the end
Oh, you can never trust them
They'll never be your friend

Zimmer frames can kill you
They'll get you in the end
Oh, you can never trust them
They'll never be your friend

Christ's teeth! (repeated)

We have an announcement
An announcement, we have an announcement
We have an announcement
We have an announcement to make
Thighpaulsandra is aching
Thighpaulsandra is aching to bake a cake

Christ's teeth!
We have an announcement
We have an announcement to make
Thighpaulsandra is aching
He's aching to bake a cake
We have an announcement
He is aching to bake a cake
Christ's teeth! (repeated)