Mother, I came out painful
Mother, I gave you grief
Mother, I gave you no relief
Mother my mother I love that bitch

Mother, you loved my artwork
Mother, you loved my wit
Mother, I sucked off of your tit
Mother my mother I love that bitch

Mother, you cleaned my throw-up
Mother, you cleaned my room
Mother, I came out of your womb
Mother my mother I love that bitch

Mother, you made my breakfast
Mother, you made my bed
Mother, without you I'd be dead
Mother my mother I love that bitch

Mother, I ate my boogers
Mother, I sucked my thumb
Mother, now I'm a fucking bum
Mother my mother I love that bitch