You call yourself an artist but you trace all the lines
You call yourself a rapper but you use a rhyming dictionary to write your rhymes
Once a year you drink light beer and claim that you're a partier
And when you need a self esteem boost, you google "how to be popular"

You get spray on tans
And you think you know the key to romance
When really you just copy what you see in the movies
You're exactly what's in front of me and absolutely nothing more
I can't handle one dimensional

You call yourself an athlete, cuz you can play the field
You call yourself a joker but you think knock, knock jokes will close the deal
Country club, fake laughin' in a hot tub, is where you're headed
Losing you is the one thing that I never regretted

Cuz you get spray on tans
And you think you know the key to romance when really you just copy what you see in the movies
You're exactly what's in front of me and absolutely nothing more
I can't handle one dimensional

Why can't you just be real, instead of holding up this shield
You think you've got it made, but your good looks will fade away

You get spray on tans
And you think you know the key to romance when really you just copy what you see in the movies
You're exactly what's in front of me and absolutely nothing more
I can't handle one dimensional