A B C D E F G
C'mon over and play with me
My mama she even bought me a Wii
H I J K L M N O P
Only in the toilet, just like me
Don't sprinkle when you tinkle

All the boys and the girls are play'n tag
And patty-cake, jump rope, capture the flag
I don't want want any part of that (A B C D E F G)
I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass. (H I J K L M N O P)

Hi, my name is Danny, (I'll always love you)
And it rhymes with words like Whammy. (I will protect you)
And my teachers they can't stand me, (and I will tuck you in at night)
But I sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I, do

Q R S T you and me
No girls will lively they all got cooties
Circle-dop-dop
Lest the cootie shot
V W X Y and Z
Why's the lunch lady always winking at me?
She's got a mustache
That grows like a tree

All the boys and the girls let's come on over
Play kickball, hop-scotch, and Red Rover
I don't want any part of that, (A B C D E F G)
I'll hit Betty Sue with my baseball bat! (H I J K L M N O P)

Hi, my name is Danny, (I'll always love you)
And it rhymes with words like 'Whammy'. (I will protect you)
And my teachers they can't stand me, (and I will tuck you in at night)
But I sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I

Hi, my name is Danny (Don't be afraid of me)
And it rhymes with words like Whammy (I'm just a sweet cootie)
And my teachers they can't stand me, (Who will love you 'til the end of time)
But I'll sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I, do

1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Daddy told me there's no girls in heaven
Hallelujah!
Only G.I. Jo's!
8 9 10 11 12 13
Mrs. Jacobson has got a head like a bean
I wonder
If it rains it will grow

In class pass notes on Valentines
All the boys and girls are making eyes
I don't know what you're talkin' about, (A B C D E F G)
If I catch your eye I'mma poke it out! (H I J K L M N O P)

Hi, my name is Danny (I'll always love you)
And it rhymes with words like Whammy (I will protect you)
And my teachers they can't stand me (and I will tuck you in at night)
And I sleep in Batman Jammies

Hi, my name is Danny, (Don't be afraid of me)
And it rhymes with words like Whammy (I'm just a sweet cootie)
And my teachers they can't stand me, (Who will love you 'til the end of time)
But I'll sleep in Batman Jammies. Yes I, do