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[Verse 1]
G 
Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting
                         C F C F C F C G/B
Like an out of tune guitar
Am                   G/B C
Ooh she got Hercules on her side
                    G
And Diana in her eyes
G 
Some men like the Chinese life
                      C F C F C F C G/B
Some men kneel and pray
Am                    G/B C
Ooh well I like women and I like wine
                                G
And I've always liked it that way
F C/E   G/D      C     G
Always liked it that way

D              G
I can't dig it, the way she tease
D                         G
That old tough man routine up her sleeve
C                  D
Living and loving, kissing and hugging
Em                       C         G
Living and loving with a cat named Hercules
  F   C/E    G/D C  G
A cat named Hercules


[Verse 2]
G 
Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal
                        C F C F C F C G/B
Messing with a muscle boy
Am                     G/B C
No superman gonna ruin my plans
                    G
Playing with my toys

G 
Rich man sweating in a sauna bath
                          C F C F C F C G/B
Poor boy scrubbing in a tub
Am                   G/B C
Me, I stay gritty up to my ears
G
Washing in a bucket of mud
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Washing in a bucket of mud