INTRO:(figure out the pattern, it really isn't hard!)

E|--x-------x-------x-------x-------x----------------------------------------| (x4)
B|--x-------x-------x-------x-------x----------------------------------------|
G|--4---/---6---/---7---/---9---/---11---------------------------------------|
D|--x-------x-------x-------x-------x----------------------------------------|
A|--2-------4-------5-------7-------9----------------------------------------|
E|--x-------x-------x-------x-------x----------------------------------------|

Verse[s](strumming pattern is kinda iffy, so listen closely to it.)
E|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----7-----------------/(| G string only)-9--/--11----------------------------|
D|--7-(ro| ughly 3x, then)-----------------------------------------------------|
A|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
(or this, patterns and shit just as they are on the first one.)
E|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----3-(| Again, G string only!)----/--5--/--7--------------------------------|
G|--2------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--x------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus[s] (Strumming is DA LLY easy, I strum down on each chord five times.)
eb|--x---------x---------x-----------x-------------------------------------------|
this chorus x2)
E|--x---------x---------x-----------x-------------------------------------------|
B|--11-(x5)-\-7-(x5)-/--9--(x5)--\--4--(x5)-------------------------------------|
G|--9---------5---------7-----------2-------------------------------------------|
D|--9---------5---------7-----------2-------------------------------------------|
A|--9---------5---------7-----------2-------------------------------------------|

Now, when "Be my massacre/You are the massacre etc..." comes in, I play this the same way:
E|--x--------x---------x--------x----------------------------------------------|
B|-12--------8--------10--------5----------------------------------------------|
G|-11-(x5)-\-7-(x5)-/--9-(x5)-\-4--(x5)----------------------------------------|
D|--9--------5---------7--------2----------------------------------------------|
A|--9--------5---------7--------2----------------------------------------------|
E|--9--------5---------7--------2----------------------------------------------|