E|--------------------------------------------------------|

    F     Bb    C
e|--1-----1-----3---|
B|--1-----3-----5---|
G|--2-----3-----5---|
D|--3-----3-----5---|
A|--3-----1-----3---|
E|--1-----x-----x---|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 1]

           F
I'm going down, down to the river, I'm gonna bring a 30 pack
I'm gonna drink with all my good friends and I ain't ever, ever coming back

[Chorus 1]

                       Bb                      F
I got no money and I'm starving, I got nothing left
                        Bb                     F
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth

[Verse 2]

           F 
I'm gonna chug a lot of Jim Beam 'til my face turns brown and blue
I'm gonna get in my car and start it and drive right over you

[Chorus 2]
                              
                             Bb                         F
'Cause I got nothing else to live for, I got nowhere to be
                        Bb                     F
Spent my money on that honey and a bottle of Beam 

[Solo]

(Play through a verse and a chorus, whistle along if you like)

F  -   -    -   - 
Bb - F - Bb - F -

[Verse 3]

         F
I wanna tell you that I like you but my heart is black and blue
and you'd say that it's such a bad idea. That's hard to swallow, but it's harder to chew

[Chorus 3]

                                  Bb              F
You'd probably think that this is funny as I do too
                       Bb                F
I gotta keep on just laughing or I am through

[Verse 4]
 
           F
I'm going back down to the river, I'm gonna find my duffle bag
I'm gonna stick my puppy in it and drown him 'til his tail don't wag

[Chorus 4]

                             Bb                          F
'Cause I can't spend anymore money, I can't give him a bed
                          Bb                     F
I cannot feed him golden honey or two scoops of meth

[Bridge]

         C                      Bb
And the next thing you know I cannot feel
    C                    Bb
My airbag's open on my steering wheel
       C                       Bb
and I guess that oak tree was kinda real
       C               
now I gotta skip this town~

[Verse 5]

          F
I'm gonna call up Max and Elvis, I'm gonna tell them how I feel
They're gonna call me a fucking pussy and pass me a couple beers

[Chorus 5]

                         Bb                      F
We got no money, got no honey, we got nothing left
                        Bb                     F
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth