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[Verse 1]
D                   G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous
    D              G
and medical pot is really strong.
        D                   G
That's why it's so hard in California,
    D
to get your weed card,
   G                 D         G
unless something's really wrong.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
D               G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
  D                      G
It's a long shot but I gotta try.
   D                  G                 D              G
He hands me a list of all the ailments I can have to qualify.
 A
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
  D          G             D      G
a Government supply to get legally high.

[Chorus]
 Em       A              D
Weed card, that's what I need
G           Em    A       Bm
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 F#m               G           A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
      D
a prescription.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
 D                          G                D              G
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
  D                        G        D          G
Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity
     D       G           D       G
Too fat too thin, either way you win.
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Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness, st-stuttering, t-tooth decay.
   D                   G                D            G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.

A
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your motherfucking tourettes.
         D         G                    D         G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.

[Chorus]
 Em       A              D
Weed card, that's what I need
G           Em    A       Bm
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 F#m               G           A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
      D
a prescription.

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
                 Dm
Break it down now, got back pain, need Mary Jane,
  Dm
can't handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
    Dm
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

     Am
Get fucked up for your hyperhidrosis,
           Fmaj7
which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
     D      G           D  G
It's not a crime, it's 420 time

[Chorus]
 Em       A              D
Weed card, that's what I need
G           Em    A       Bm
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 F#m               G           A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
      D
a prescription.