Am   F   C   G

[Verse 1]

Am                         F
Candlelight and moonlight all around us
C                G
I look into your eyes
Am                     F
You hold my hand underneath the table
C                G              Am
And I can't disguise the way I feel
           F                 C
I could've wished a thousand wishes
         G               Am
For this night I can't believe

[Chorus]
                  F              C
That it's finally me and you and you and me
       G                C
Just us and your friend Steve
        G            C
Do do do do do do do Steve
        G             Am
Do do do do do do do leave
                     F
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
           G
hey, how it's going?

[Verse 2]
Am                                F
You took me out for whoppers and to the movies
C                  G
I was hoping for romance
Am                       F
You even took me to the Mexican circus
C                     G              Am
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
              F                 C
I could've wished a thousand wishes
        G           Am
For Steve to disappear

[Chorus]
         F                     C
What the hecks your freaking problem?
G               C
Why he's always here?
                G             C
Do do do do do do do Steve
        G               Am
Do do do do do do do Go away
                            F
 what's the deal with your friend Steve?
           G
hey, how it's going?

[Bridge]
Am                    G
It's not that I don't like your friend
        F                       C
But how many hours with him can you spend?
Am                    G
And it's not that I don't think he's great
        F          G
But it's only you, only you
        C       F
I wanna fellate

[Verse 3]
Am                                 F
Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be
C                      G
And that would be alright
Am                                       F
But let a chick know just what your steez is
C                G                   Am
So I know if I should shave tonight

[Chorus]
              F                 C
I could've wish a thousand wishes
        G               Am
'Cause I like to be with you
                F               C
But it's always me and you and your friend Steve
       G                C
There's nothing I can
        G               C
Do do do do do do do Steve
        G               Am
Do do do do do do do
     G                                                 F
Why don't you just gonna be with your best friend, and boyfriend Steve.

(mute)
Oh, hey -
Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing.
Riki: Me either.
C
Steve