D
And I shouldn't say most
                      G
I've seen them in the grocery
                 C
I've seen 'em up close
          G     D
People my age
                     G
Have started looking gross


N.C.      G
People my age

Are showing some wear

There's holes where their teeth was
                          D
And their heads have gone bare
                 G
Their brains are shrinking
                   C
Faces sinking into fat
               G       D
And as for the mirror
                         G
We won't be looking into that


INTERLUDE:               D          G
           Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm


N.C.      G
People my age

Have started looking gross

Maybe not in Colorado
                  D
Or up the Silicon Coast
               G
Back in Pennsylvania
                    C
I'd eat scrapple on toast
              G            D
Those were my first steps
                       G
On the road to looking gross


INTERLUDE:               D        G
           Hmm, hmm, hmm, oh, oh, oh, oh


N.C.      G
People my age

Are looking overripe

Some are getting operations
                         D
To tighten up what ain't tight
               G
What gravity's ruined
                       C
They try to fix with a knife
                       G         D
What's pleasant in the darkness
                      G
Is plain scary in the light