G 
Well it don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized 
         G 
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized 
        G 
And you do a better show there if you're high and pressurized 
        G                       D              G 
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized  
 
 
      G                           Am 
Now I used to ride in buses and I hated every mile 
      D                              C         G 
Cause travelin' in a Greyhound ain't ridin' in style 
          G                                      Am 
Cause the damn thing's always broke down and the tires'll go flat 
     D                                 C             D          G  
I've always been against bussin' cause bussin' ain't where it's at 
 
 
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Change Key to A 
      A                           Bm 
Now I used to invite ladies for a grand tour of the bus 
    E                                                 A 
But I look down the hallway and there'd be 15 more of us 
       A                               Bm 
That's just one of the problems with a hillbilly bus 
              E                                        D    E    A 
But I'm a sophisticated singer now and a member of the mile high club 
 
A 
Well it don't take long to get there if you're high and pressurized 
         A 
It ain't very far from nowhere if you're high and pressurized 
        A  
And you do a better show there if you're high and pressurized 
        A                       E              A 
And the only way to go there is high and pressurized  
 
Chorus