I like your brother
I like your mother
I like you
And I like you too

You get a preacher
I buy a ring
We'll have a band
With an accordion and a violin
And a teller who can't sing

You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby

We'll have a kid
Or maybe we'll rent one
He's got to be straight
We don't want a bent one

He'll drink his baby-brew
From a big brass cup
Someday he may be President
If things ever loosen up

You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby

I take a train into the city every morning
You may be plain but I think you're pretty in the morning
Some nights we'll go out dancing
If I am not to tired
Some nights we'll spend romancing
Watching the late show by the fire

You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby
You and me. You and me baby

When our kids are grown
With kids of their own
They'll send us away
To a little home in Florida
We'll play checkers all day
Till we pass away

Playing checkers can be fun