Gm A# F C
Gm A# F

[Verse 1]
Gm         A#      F         C
 Go take a ride on Steamboat Willie
Gm            A#          F
 Three little piggies and me
Gm            A#        F        C
 You know our boat will stay afloat
                 Gm     A# F
On this river of decency

[Verse 2]
Gm           A#       F        C
 Of mice and men and your top ten
Gm             A#           F
Goose-stepping down the street
Gm          D#        F      Gm
 And Minnie Mouse in her cathouse
        Gm F Gm
With Pegleg  Pete

[Pre-chorus]
D                                G
 And though you're kings of the Wild Frontier
C                            D#m
Someone's always calling you home

[Chorus]
G      A        D
 Stranger than fiction
G             A        D
Boiling that Baptist blood
G             Bm         Em       C
 He's rolling over that old Walt Disney
G          D          G
 Can't you hear the thud

[Verse 3]
Gm          A#         F     C
 Clarabelle Cow what she do now
           Gm         A#     F
Except that ol' time gospel hour
Gm               D#            F        Gm
 She's going to hell with that Jerry Falwell
Gm          F      Gm
Waving that broken bough
Gm          F      Gm
Waving that broken bough

[Pre-chorus]
D                                G
 And though you're kings of the Wild Frontier
C                            D#m
Someone's always calling you home

[CHorus]
G      A        D
 Stranger than fiction
G             A        D
Boiling that Baptist blood
G             Bm         Em       C
 He's rolling over that old Walt Disney
G          D          G
 Can't you hear the thud

[Chorus]
G      A        D
 Stranger than fiction
G             A        D
Boiling that Baptist blood
G             Bm         Em       C
 He's rolling over that old Walt Disney
G          D          G
 Can't you hear the thud
G          D          G
 Can't you hear the thud