I wish that I could dance around the kitchen
Make him apple pie and do the dishes at home alone
I hope you know I'm kidding now I'm going fishing
Besides the only thing that I can cook
Is something on toast you know

But I wish you'd love the other side of me
With the wicked smile a real tough guy could see
And I wish this makeup would leave my skin alone
But I know, I know
I guess I really don't
I wish that I could wear my bra like dress ups
And dance around the stage like I'm in a strip club like her
Oh wouldn't you look at her

I guess you know I'm kidding
Now I've made my mind up
I'd rather be the singer that can sing the songs herself
Turn off the backing track
But I wish you'd love the other side of me
With the wicked smile a real tough guy could see
And I wish this dress would leave my skin alone
But I know, I know
I guess I really don't

I guess I really don't
And the world just plays along
I just want you to know that I'd write you any song
If you'd just take a break and give me wild space
But I wish you'd love the other side of me
Cause my friends and I, we just want sympathy
And I wish it let the stay in my head
And I know, I know
Well actually I don't care
See, I just don't care