G
I'm starting to Crack
                 D
I'm starting to crack
        Em          C
Will I ever get my old life back
G                    D                          G
Don't need another snack I'm just starting to crack


[Verse 1]
G                    D
Woke up, showered, brushed my teeth
Em                  C
I got dressed, had something to eat
G                  D            G
Got undressed and took another shower


[Verse 2]
G                   D
Cleaned the floors until they sparkled
          Em             C
read the Wikipedia for Meghan Markle
G                     D          C
then I looked at Tik Tok for 7 hours


[Chorus]
                 G
I'm Starting to Crack
                 D
I'm starting to Crack
Em                  C
Will I ever get my old life back
G                        D                          G
feels like I'm going to snap I'm just starting to crack


[Verse 3]
G                       D
I can't figure out my daughter's math
Em                    C
Spent three hours taking a bath
G                      D
Looked at the clock its 4 pm
G               D         C
I'm on my third glass of wine by then
G               D
Rearranged my living room
Em                           C
Called all my third cousins on the zoom
G                         D
Laughed too hard that my backgrounds a beach
Em                             C
The president's telling me to shoot up bleach

Whew


[Bridge]

G                      D
Stare at the wall like I'm in a trance
Em                       C
Put on a t-shirt, and I wore it like pants
G                         D
It totally works, you gotta believe me
Em                                    C
You just stick your legs through the t-shirt sleevies

[Chorus]

                  G
I'm starting to crack
                 D
I'm starting to Flip
          Em           C                   G                D
For breakfast I had a bowl of Chips with Pepsi instead of milk
                 G
I'm starting to crack

[Outro]

G                    D
I just thought milk rhymed with crack
          Em                 C
and that Pepsi rhymes with milk
G                    D                       G
Milk Milk Milk Milk quack I'm starting to Crack
G                    D                       G   C G
Milk Milk Milk Milk quack I'm starting to Crack





[Bonus Verse (not part of original song, something I added)]

                  G
I'm Starting to Crack
                   D
I'm Starting to Crack
Em                     C
I just played "Im starting Crack"
G                        D
I feel real bad for who tabbed this out
Em                           C
Oh no my mamas starting to scream and shout
G                 D
All this talk is wack
                  G   C G
Im starting to crack